What is the Worst thing to say or do in the office? This will be in an upcoming iPhone app.
here are some suggestions.

- Ukg!  This coffee tastes like _____  made it. 

- Boss?!  I'll show you who's boss, Tony Danza!

- I will take initiative, and responsibility...and your stapler. 

- Could you actually hear me not giving f%^ in the meeting?

- This job is the best thing that has happened to me all morning. 

- Can you please keep your keyboard clacking down? I'm trying to sleep over here!

- That's not a dumb idea at all [in a sarcastic tone].

- Does my breath smell like vodka?

- I only respond to emails from my parole officer.

- Welcome to my pube cube!

- Pet my mouse.